2005-07-27

thats life! magazine

Today i sat in a park and did 'Thats Life!' magazine puzzles, and what amazing puzzles they are! After years of seeing that magazine on supermarket shelves and mocking the always over-excited woman on the cover i opened it and read a story called 'Over thirty people read my naughty emails and now Penguin is publishing my books!' or something to that effect, quite frankly how could you not like a magazine with a story inside with that title? Exactly.

The park was nice even though it's next to a highway, in a way that kind of makes it nicer. It's a secret secret pretty place, only thousands of people see it everyday. I was there with Teri-Anne, she urinated behind a tree. Teri-Anne has two pierced nipples, a black tattoo, reads 'Thats Life!' magazine and urinates behind trees in pretty parks. Yeah, the girls pretty rad.